Remember all the ways in which childhood was not, in fact, the best time of your life in this sourcebook for DIE: The Roleplaying Game.

Experience an unexpected take on wargames in this sourcebook for DIE RPG. LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD POWERSWORD PURGATORY SUNDAY NIGHT WARFARE

Die Scenarios Volume 1: Bizarre Love Triangles is the first in a series of softback DIE RPG sourcebooks. They’re just like the What If? comic book series, where familiar characters undergo wild changes and endure novel dangers. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLES: A DIE EX CRAWL WHERE THE VILE THINGS ARE I GO INFINITE

DIE: The Roleplaying Game transports a group of real-world, deeply-flawed people to a fantasy world via a predatory, sinister roleplaying game. There, they’re transformed into Paragons, each of whom is a warped take on classic fantasy roleplaying classes. They’ll confront how their lives have diverted from their youthful fantasies, face up to their dark sides and buried secrets, and maybe find a place that’s better, or at least more appealing, than home.

In DIE, you play a group of authentically flawed and desperate real-world people (Personas) who are sucked into a cursed roleplaying game and take on the form of heroes, villains and power players (Paragons). Some of you might want to get back to the real world for whatever’s waiting for you there. Some of you might want to stay in a reality where you can finally get what you want out of life. You all have to agree whether you stay or go, and dead people can’t vote. It can get pretty bloody.